COOL JOKES!

here are some cool as jokes!!

a little boy starts school and his teacher tells him to go home and find 5 words. So the boy goes home and asks his mum for a word, but his mum is talking on the phone and says “shut up”. The boy puts this down as one of his words. Next he goes to his dad and asks his dad for a word. His dad is watching rugby and his favourite team has just scored a try so he says “yeah!”. The boy takes this down as a word. Then he goes to his big brother who is watching batman and asks him for a word. His brother says “dananananananana Batman!”.
The boy also takes this down as a word. For his forth word he asks his little brother. His brother, who is sitting on a potty says “on my potty on my potty”. The boy takes this down as a word. Finally he goes to his sister who is listening to a song about a lollipop. His sister sings along “lollipop lollipop” the boy takes this down as a word also. The next day the little boy gos back to school and the teacher ask him his words. “shut up” says the boy. The teacher says, “do you want to go to the principals office!?” “YEAH!” replies the boy. The little boy goes to the principals office. The principal asks, “who do you think you are?” “Duna na na na na na na Bat man!” the boy replies. “how do you think you’ll get away with this?” says the principal. “On my potty! On my potty!”
“What do you think you deserve?” “A lollie pop! A lollie pop!”

How does a butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty!

Why was the sand wet?

‘Cause the sea weed.

How do put an elephant in the fridge?

open the door and put him in!

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Open the door, take the elephant out of the fridge and put the giraffe in.

All the animals are at the lion kings meeting except for one. Who is it?

The giraffe who’s still stuck in the fridge.

How do you swim over a lake home to crocodiles?

Swim. The crocodiles are at the meeting.

If you have any other cool jokes please send them in!

p.s. If you don’t, we will be sad.